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My toaster just ejected bread with the force of a railgun.
spoilerI flinchedspoiler
look in mirror
mirror sighs
same bro
even your reflection is disappointed
You look like you’d lose a staring contest with a potato.
I typed “help” and my PC replied “No.”

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