Sometimes I'm literally at college, or laying on my back, or in the middle of a conversation, and it crosses my head: "Yeah, I own a Intel Core i9-11900K 8-core processor" my mind says to me, and every single time it completely fills me with absolute joy and a rush of gay dopamine .
After now owning my Intel Itanium SL4LQ chip for years, doing numerous and rigorous benchmarking, testing, etc. I could not be happier.
I have a celeron